| PATAPHYSICAL INTRODUCTION PART I & A CONCISE BRITISH ALPHABET PART I AND PART II  | 
                  R. Wyatt |  
                  H. Hopper - arr. R. Wyatt   | 
                 
               
               
              
 Good evening or good morning  
 and now we have a choice selection 
 Of rivmic melodies  
 from the official orchestra  
 of the College of Pataphysics  
 but first it's our great pleasure  
 and  indeed we hope yours  
 to present  
 in its entire and manifold entiretity  
 ladies and gentlemen :  
 The British Alphabet: 
  
 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 
   
 ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA 
              
              
               
               
 
                
                  | HIBOU, ANEMONE AND BEAR  | 
                  Mike Ratledge  / Robert Wyatt   | 
                 
               
               
              In the spring I think of sex and means to end 
                Summertime, I like to sit upon the grass 
                Autumn nights I go to parties with my friends 
                Winter time is when I think about the past 
              But of course I do all those things all year 'round 
                I mean all the good things are there to be found 
                It's all here, pick a back and get to work 
                If you don't your life will surely go berserk 
                Or indeed be bored to death, which is worse? 
              If something's not worth saying 
                Not worth saying, not worth saying 
                Say it               
              
               
               
 
                
                  | HULLODER | 
                  H. Hopper - arr. R. Wyatt  | 
                 
               
               
              If I were black and I lived here 
              I'd want to be a big man in the FBI or the CIA 
              But as I'm not and of course I don't              
              And as I'm free, white and twenty one 
                I don't need more power than I've got 
                Except for some times when I'm broke               
              
               
               
              
                
                  | DADA WAS HERE | 
                  H. Hopper - arr. R. Wyatt  | 
                 
               
               
              Por que trabajas tu por all? 
              Por que no estas aqui en casa? 
              La la la, yo no se... solo me pregunto 
              Porque no soy feliz en la escuela? 
              Es que puedo confiar en alguien que no est? 
              Yo no se...              
              Es que puedo fumar cuando soy ma viejo? 
                Es que puedo creer en el idolo que queremos? 
                Digame si es justo que no estes aqui? 
                Para ayudarme, yo no se, solo me preguntan 
                Yo no se, no se, no se... 
              
               
               
              
                
                  | THANK YOU PIERROT LUNAIRE | 
                  H. Hopper - arr. R. Wyatt  | 
                 
               
               
              In his organ solos, he fills 'round the keyboards 
              Knowing he must find the noisiest notes for you to hear              
              And when I know that he's found them 
                I feel so good... but I still can't see 
                Why people listen, instead of doing it themselves 
              But I'm grateful all the same 
                You're very kind and I don't blame you 
                I don't mind if you just watch 
              In fact I'd welcome it, welcome it, welcome it.. 
              
               
               
              
                
                  HAVE YOU EVER BEAN GREEN?                      | 
                  H. Hopper - arr. R. Wyatt  | 
                 
               
               
              Thank you Noel and Mitch 
                Thank you Jim for our exposure to the crowd 
                And thank you for his coattails 
              Mike, you did us proud, didn't you?               
              
               
               
              
                
                  AS LONG AS HE LIES PERFECTLY STILL  | 
                  Mike Ratledge / Robert Wyatt   | 
                 
               
               
              Here's a song for 'clean machine Kevin Majorca' 
                He's found his own way of 'live in Majorca' 
                Don't walk, don't drink 
                Don't talk, just think 
                Heaven on Earth he'll get there soon
                
              
              Kevin's highly unlikely to get ill 
                At least as long as he lies perfectly still 
                He eats brown rice and fish - how nice 
                Heaven on Earth, he'll get there soon 
              Good and bad go so well together in his tunes 
                He wrote a song and called it the weather - or not 
                He's Lucky or Pozzo, Estragon and Vladimir 
                Waiting for something that's already there 
                Heaven on Earth or is it the moon? 
              Why, why, why is he sleeping? 
                Why is the trumpeter weeping? 
                Kevin maybe asking to get back into my dreams 
                His voice is so weak now and the customers are screaming 
                Heavens above, we can't hear what you're saying 
              We've got something to tell you 
                Hold on we wanted to thrill you 
                Reckons it's so nice and it will make you feel better 
                Something in the nature of a Lullabye Letter 
              Kevin on Earth there'll be one 
                Kevin on Earth make room for one 
                Kevin himself he'll be in 
                Kevin on Earth, be here 
                Or you could be now 
                Or is he found, in Herne Bay... 
              
               
               
              
                
                  DEDICATED TO YOU BUT YOU WEREN'T LISTENING  | 
                  Hugh Hopper  | 
                 
               
               
              Famous parabolic versions 
                Songs that promise beauty, sleep, love, sadness 
              Do I dream that somethings missing? 
                Hungry, thirsty, open off peak mind 
                Give me the truth, give me the truth 
                Give me the truth, tell me 
              Songs and versesa, handy captions 
                Photographs of real life action, horror, madness 
                Can it be that somethings happening? 
                Wash me, paint me, but please don't taint me 
                Give me a chance, give me chance, give me a chance 
              When I was young the sky was blue 
                And everyone knew what to do 
                But now it's gone, the telly's here 
                Mass media, the sewer too 
              Universal maxi million, eight rare cases 
                Chickenpox and crawling gladness 
                Seemingly it's nothing happening 
              Cure my doctor, don't swallow him down 
                Give me the cure, give me the cure 
                Give me the cure 
              The night was cool, the moon was bright 
                The air was clear with oxygen 
                The stars were there, and in my eyes 
                Were thousands of chrysanthemums 
              Don't use magnets, geophysics carry you back 
                Wholesome, health food, home pride 
                Satisfied, something outside gives out hunger 
              Face my mirror, electricity                               
               
               
               
              
               
              
               
               
              
               
              Suspenders and stockings 
                Look more sexy than the tights girls are wearing 
                But even there, weren't the time wasted 
                Time that could be spent completely nude, bare, naked? 
              Virgins are boring 
                They should be grateful for the things they're ignoring 
                Why be smug about the time wasted 
                Time that could be spent completely nude, bare, naked 
              Knickers and panties 
                We are groping under knickers and pants 
                But is it worth it, all that time wasted? 
                Time we could've spent completely nude, bare, naked 
                With nothing on at all 
                Nothing, no clothes on 
              Nude, naked bare...                               
              
               
               
            
               
               
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